My Roommates Think They’re Having a Silent, Sneaky Love Affair. They’re Not.
They think I don't know but they're wrong. How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous! Dear How to Do It, I live in an apartment with three other roommates, and two of them have recently started doing something that I find really annoying, and really risky. Worse, they think they’re being sneaky about it. They’re not. Basically, they’re having sex with each other. I noticed because I sleep in the room directly in front of one of theirs. I don’t mind this, but I’m concerned about how this could affect our group dynamic. We’re all decent friends and now they’re discreetly sneaking around and clearly don’t want other people to know. What if this goes poorly and ruins our housing situation, or even our friend group? I’m not sure how to navigate this. —The Door Stays Closed Dear The Door Stays Closed, Sometimes, it’s as though…
